June 2008
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Tango.
I woke up late, which is to say exactly on time. Then I made some oatmeal and ran out the door sans shower. Work was pretty standard, no complaints there.
I made some soup at work around 4:30 before heading to the Portland Building for an hour of instruction regarding the city’s bicycle counting practice, an activity for which I and 60 others volunteered. They fed us pizza. I had four...
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Zac: So that's an example of Table Talk.
Heather: Hmmm, I don't about all that existentialism. But I do have a cat named Brian.
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When Crossing a Bridge
In Portland, Oregon there is a river with many bridges. Whenever I’m crossing, I think of my twin sister and I, as little kids, crossing the Peace Bridge near Niagara Falls. We’re scared of the bridge collapsing. We’re scared of falling in. Then I think of our parents, sitting in the front seat, holding hands or arguing. Then I think of my younger siblings, maybe still in car...
PedalPalooza Dance Party 200?
Emily: Are you part of the Tribe?
Zac: Is that a...website or something?
Emily: No.
Zac: Oh.
Emily: Wanna go do somersaults?
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Songs That Other People Are Listening To_Not A...
“I woke up this morning, turned off my imagination and killed myself.
Then I put on a terrible pop song that everyone hates, and brewed coffee in an artless, mechanical way.
I went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth and forgot about coffee I made.
The terrible pop song ended, so I killed myself and put on another, poppier song.
I think pop music is giving me diabetes. I think low brow...
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Everything would be a whole lot better if you would just do exactly as I say.
– Earth
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I crack up everytime I watch this.
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Look closely.
I think you can see us all.
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